catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

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novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

tyleroakley:

wearing these during sex

diggly:

HALF CINEMA CHEERED AND THE OTHER HALF WERE REALLY CONFUSED WHY WE WERE CHEERING

kingofbear:

when someone says their eyes change colour

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spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
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epistemologicalfallacy:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

epistemologicalfallacy:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

gotitforcheap:

this new gta screenshot looks like a giant head coming out of the road staring at a man on a bench 

gotitforcheap:

this new gta screenshot looks like a giant head coming out of the road staring at a man on a bench 

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

vampiricangel:

awwww-cute:

This is what happens when you say “treat” at the doggie daycare

vampiricangel:

awwww-cute:

This is what happens when you say “treat” at the doggie daycare

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