plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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swigitty:

It’s a metaphor, see

swigitty:

It’s a metaphor, see

jumpingjaverts:

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you got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear them around like you’re cooler than me and you never say hey or remember my name and its probably cause you think you’re cooler than me

ohnoproblems:

[VERY SMALL VOICE] blebpt

ohnoproblems:

[VERY SMALL VOICE] blebpt

tumblr giveaway

churchsext:

mbf me. 1500 ladybugs, live. im not kidding. must be willing to give me ur address. this isnt one of those joke posts i am dead serious

nosdrinker:

he’s cured

nosdrinker:

he’s cured

lilbismydad:

This dog probably has a lot to say

lilbismydad:

This dog probably has a lot to say

weavemunchers:

Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you’ll see me doing the worm on the runway

Season 7 of Hannibal: Hannibal Lecter has successfully framed every character on the show except himself. Jack brings Winston in for questioning.

damnthemisery:

*gentle gasp*

"dis booty"