secretaryofsass:

look at all those chickenths

secretaryofsass:

look at all those chickenths

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

crydaisy:

"ahh yes a 2007 Pinot from…Napa Valley I believe? A very good year"

crydaisy:

"ahh yes a 2007 Pinot from…Napa Valley I believe? A very good year"

the-pirate-panda:

My theatre

the-pirate-panda:

My theatre

pineapplefever12:

I physically cannot stop laughing

hellstarfantasy:

just let him have the pizza

hellstarfantasy:

just let him have the pizza

one-handsome-devil:

stormcloaca:

thoughtlessclown:

I just want a serial killer to love me is that too much to ask

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ask-davestrider-irl:

im not sorry

spoopyphilia:

bloodyoathmate:

My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better 

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starting-to-snap:

cat-booty:

shyvibrance:

sorelatable:

I WILL LOOK FOR YOU, I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL EAT YOU!

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no one show the moreos guy this

don’t talk shit about moreos guy

Moreos guy will be very upset when he sees this

j-groffy:

treat other ladies like leslie knope treats ann perkins 

prrb:

please turn on the audio for this