petrichoriousparalian:

KING BREAB
ur a buttface also uhh more sexy kermit pictures or im unfollowing u NOW!!
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dristles:

doing some homework

dristles:

doing some homework

empress-of-derp:

onlyblackgirl:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.

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chevalierdog:

are you there god? it’s me……………………………………..slime man

captcreate:

If the Sun can find sunglasses that fit it, why can’t I find some that fit my large melon head?

captcreate:

If the Sun can find sunglasses that fit it, why can’t I find some that fit my large melon head?

spoken-not-written:

I LAUGH SO UFKCING HJARD EVEYR TIME IS EE THIS

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

dr-archeville:

shinga-tumblr:

I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.

I’m torn between laughing at these and being deeply worried for Jon lol

No wonder Lyman moved out.

Well, “moved out,” according to Jim Davis…

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

cistro:

Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?